Det finns en film som heter Full Metal Jacket som handlar om ett gäng nyinryckta rekryter i US Marine Corps under Vietnam kriget. Under deras utbildning får de en utbildnings sergeant som man skulle kunna tro är djävulen personifierad. Han heter Hartman och han visar absolut ingen nåd under de månaderna rekryterna spenderar med honom under hans utbildning. Han är stenhård mot dom men han har också de mest minnesvärd replikerna från denna klassiska krigsfilm och här nere har jag listat dom 10 bästa.

10

"Were you born a fat, slimey scumbag, puke piece of shit pirvate Pyle?! Or did you have to work on it?!"

9

"I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!"

8

"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around."

7

Sergeamt Hartman: "Do you suck dicks?"

Piravte Pyle: "Sir, no, sir."

Sergeant Hartman: "Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose."

6

"I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence"

5

"Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?"

4

"It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress."

3

Sergeant Hartman: "How tall are you, private?"

Private Cowboy: "Sir, five-foot-nine, sir."

Sergeant Hartman: "Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!"

2

Sergeant Hartman: "Did your parents have any children that lived?"

Pirvate Pyle: "Sir, yes, sir."

Sergeant Hartman: "I bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!"

1

Sergeant Hartman: "Where the hell are you from anyway, private?"

Private Cowboy: "Sir, Texas, sir."

Sergeant Hartman: "Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"